Hat’s Quotes

“I don’t want thin fat cut jeans!” – September 2011

“We should make a bar called Rainbow Buns Straight Bar.” obviously, in jest – September 2011

“Slap my jaws!” – March 2011

“Snapping on 1 and 3 is like intentionally farting in an elevator.” – March 2011

“When I watch videos of us, I am reminded of Michael Scott and Holly from The Office.” – March 2011

“They made me take my hat off!” – at the Colorado State Capitol – March 2011

“Let’s just teleport home.” – driving back from LA – February 2011